Window Fireplace

It’s the holiday season again.  Time for Santa down the chimney, stockings hanging from the mantle, glowing yule logs and Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.  Ahh, Cozy Christmas. But what if you don’t have a fireplace?

No problem, if you have the Rinko Window Fireplace.

This is NO non-functional crummy cosmetic cut out cardboard contraption.

It’s a real fireplace made from carbon fiber rods and space-age insulated fire proof metallic fabric. The same shiny stuff used to make fireproof suits for race car drivers and stuntmen.

It unfolds and snaps into shape as easily as assembling a camp chair. 

You can mount it in minutes just like a window air conditioner, safely venting smoke and carbon monoxide directly outside. 

You won’t even need firewood.  It comes with a realistic looking hollow ceramic log that burns economical and environmentally friendly Rinko Yule Fuel.  It’s an all natural blend of pine tar, rendered animal fat, recycled Christmas candles and hydrogenated fruit cake.  It’s not only long burning, but also highly aromatic with a unique festive holiday accent.

In no time you and your family can be warm and cozy by a crackling fire, roasting chestnuts and happily hallucinating about dancing sugar plums like you’re in a Hallmark movie. 

When Spring comes, and you want your window back, just fold it up and stash it in the closet for next Fall.  It’s very compact.

Like all Rinko products, it makes a perfect Christmas gift.

You’ll find the Rinko Window Fireplace, Yule Fuel and all the other great holiday Rinko products at the Rinko Resale Store in the Shoddy Merchandise Mall, McFarland, or just order it online at Rinko.shop with free shipping through December 24th.