Rinko Shake and Shock

Are you a deep sleeper?

Do you, or someone you know, have a problem waking on time.

You're not alone.  In fact, it's very common.

The latest survey from the Swedish Society of Sleep Studies showed that sixty six percent of people simply fail to respond to conventional alarm clocks.  In their study of Sleep Noise Occurrence Reaction Experience, or SNORE, they observed that many sleeping subjects did not sufficiently sense sounds and simply slept through or subconsciously slapped snooze.

It's no mistake that they fail to wake. They suffer from

Zero Effect Subconscious Sonic Sensitivity Syndrome, or ZESSSS  (pronounce as Zeees, as in “catch some ZZZs) 

Rinko to the rescue.  

Introducing Shake and Shock, the two step sleep cessation system.

First there's “Shake Awake” alarm vibration plate. 

Slide it between the mattress and box spring and let it do its thing,  

stimulating a seismic sensation that shakes you awake.

And to ensure swift successful cessation of sleep, a high voltage Shock Sock tazers the toes sixty seconds after the plate shakes.  That always does the trick.  

Rinko's “Shake and Shock” is guaranteed to put an end to oversleeping.

In fact, anybody who doesn't promptly wake to a Shake and Shock sensory assault, should be checked for a pulse.