Rinko Pocket Percolator

Oh man, life's tough when you're a coffee craving caffeine fiend.

Coffee shops are just too few and so far apart, and even when you find one, the lines are sooo long. 

Introducing, the Rinko Pocket Percolator.

It's a pint-sized coffee bean preparation machine that you wear in a fanny pack or strap discretely on your back.  It's barely noticeable under a jacket, it keeps you cozy warm, and you'll never have to stand in line again.

It couldn't be fresher. Pocket Percolator grinds beans to grounds, then filters and percolates to perfection, producing personal portions, fast, fresh and hot. 

And because it's something you wear, it's always there.  To make sure you  have a steady flow of Joe and never run low, it comes complete with the “Pocket Percolator Pipeline”, a clothing-concealed conduit that clips to your cuff and connects to your cup as a coffee conveyor to keep it coming constantly for convenient caffeine consumption. 

No more waiting for refills!

 
Pocket Percolator is always on-line for perpetual production, powered by lithium batteries and USB charger just like your phone.

 
Want some off-line storage for your brew?  Get the Rinko Calf Carafe. 

It's an insulated two-pint pouch that velcros to your leg.  You could wear two.

And imagine the delightful aroma of fresh ground coffee beans brewing that accompanies you everywhere you go. WOW!  You'll draw a crowd.
 

So next time you're jumpy and jones'in for java, reach for Pocket Percolator.