Rinko Expando Belt
When You're Really Sitting Around the House
$39.99$39.97
The happy holiday seasons are full of fun feasts and treats.
Eggnog, Christmas cookies, fruit cake and mincemeat pie, Oh My.
And next thing you know, you're no longer svelt and pop goes your belt.
Rinko to the rescue!
Introducing the Rinko Unbreakable Expando Belt
For secure constraint of bulging body blubber,
Expando is made of kevlar reinforced rubber.
It's a belt you can trust not to rip, tear, or bust.
it's reinforced with four ply belts just like a tire.
Not only unbreakable, it also safe against gun fire.
If it can survive bullets from a firearm without harm,
it should be able to contain your wasteline just fine.
But wait, there's more...
It's also a money belt, a safe stash for cards and cash
Indeed, this could be the last belt you ever need.
Like a pair of stong hands, it's secure, yet expands.
it'll be the most comfortable belt you've ever felt.
Just $39.99 in black, brown, khaki or camo
perfect for any occasion, wherever you go.
And they make a perfect Christmas gift.