Rinko Annihilation Station
From Trash to Ash
$2.99$2.97
These days there are lots of people to scam you, blackmail you, ruin your reputation or steal your identity. Too many to trust your trash to some schmucks on garbage trucks. Cripes! There's gotta be a better way.
Well now there is. Introducing the Rinko Annihilation Station.
It's the quick and effective cure for your disposal frustration.
It's easy, just place stuff in the combustion chamber and press POOF!
A powerful laser goes to work reducing your stash of trash to ash.
It's the safe and secure way to absolutely, positively make stuff go away,
irretrievably erased without a trace.
It's perfect for permanently purging personal, financial, sensitive or incriminating documents, photos, video tapes, and memory cards.
But that's not all,
Got a lifeless lizard or a Goldfish gone dead? Don't rush to flush.
Pop those perished cherished pets in the Annihilation Station instead.
Got some embarrassing skeletons in your closet you want gone?
Whether it's lipstick on your collar, passionate poetry you penned, or a rhinestone studded leisure suit from your disco dancing days, it's Disintegration Station to the rescue with no residual residue.
For cremation, incineration, or discrete disintegration without aggravation, get Annihilation Station by Rinko. It's fast and fun, and gets the job done.
And like all Rinko products, it makes a perfect Christmas gift.
Available at Larry's Lazors, Disposal Den, The Appliance Box, Back Alley Buys, and wherever handy dandy disintegration devices are sold.
Or shop online at RINKO.SHOP and get free shipping till the new year.