Fake Shake
Let's Shake On It
$6.99$6.98
Oh Man, have you had it with he-man heavyweight hand manglers.
You know who I'm talking about. Mr. Muscles
The Godzilla grip guy who hemorrhages your hand when saying hi
Apparently crushing your paw to mush give him some macho rush.
And what about germs? What can you do to avoid the flu?
These days just touching a hand to shake could be a mortal mistake.
Let Rinko Give you a helping hand.
A truly grand marvelous motorized mechanical hand.
Introducing the Rinko Fake Shae
You'll love this crush proof, bionic glove that can grip, grab and grope
yet perfectly protects your real hand and washes clean with soap
“Armed” with a Rinko Fake Shake you can confidently and comfortably take any hand shake without fear or shedding a tear.
Imagine, handshakes without wincing.
And it's so lifelike it's really convincing.
So get a Rinko Fake Shake now and stop yelling Ow!
At any group gathering it comes in very “handy”
The make great Christmas gifts and they really, really work.