Electric Mistletoe

It’s the holiday social season for festive fun fraternizing with friends, and that means plenty of parties and mixers for mingling  And for holiday decorations, hip hosts know it’s important to show plenty of mistletoe.

Mistletoe motivates like a magnet.  The mere mention of mistletoe makes the mind mischievous and triggers a spontaneous attraction of kissing action.

There’s just one problem.  The pale white berries are subdued and easy to miss among all of the bright colorful lights and shiny holiday decorations.  

Rinko to the rescue.  Introducing Rinko Electric Mistletoe!   (music cue)

It’s the opposite of subdued.  Electric Mistletoe puts on a show, lighting up with a neon glow. Like the blinking “EAT” sign of an all night diner, flashing neon spells out “KISS”.  The message is pretty hard to miss. 

But, to leave nothing to chance, there’s also the double whammy of beckoning sound.  Electric Mistletoe has a built-in sound card  with a playlist of tastefully suggestive smooching tunes. Subtle it’s not!

Picture this. You’re at a party strategically positioned near the Mistletoe. An attractive person approaches and discerns a sound overhead. It’s Lita Ford singing “Kiss Me Deadly”.  They look up to locate the sound source and see Electric Mistletoe hanging overhead with flashing KISS neon. When they look back down they discover that you have now positioned yourself directly in front of them.  Your eyes lock. Now sensing bodies below, Electric Mistletoe begins emitting loud smooching sounds to seal the deal.  BINGO!

You walk off together blissfully hand in hand and live happily every after.

See, you NEED Electric Mistletoe. It’s a Christmas gift that really works!

Get your Electric Mistletoe now at the Rinko Resale Store in the Shoddy Merchandise Mall, or just order online at Rinko.shop, your one stop shop for everything Rinko.