CSI Santa

As Christmas Eve approaches, parents love the look of wide-eyed wonder and anticipation in the faces of their excited children.  “We gotta put out the reindeer food and open the chimney flu for Santa.  He’s coming tonight”.  Ahh.  That’s so sweet.

But what if your kid’s a spoiler?  One of those practical Poindexter type kids who uses mathematics calculations and physics to proudly pour cold water on the Santa delivery thing by pointing out technical logistical impossibilities.

You need a CSI Santa, the Rinko Christmas Scene Investigation kit,

CSI Santa is a perfect gift for any young skeptic with an investigative inclination. It includes a magnifying glass, rubber gloves, tweezers, fingerprint powder with brush, Q-tip DNA swabs, and evidence bags.

For the parents, there’s a convincing collection of corroborating clues and irrefutable hard evidence to plant strategically around the home for little Sherlock Poindexter to discover on Christmas morning.  You get;

         Real reindeer poo to toss up on the roof and sprinkle in your yard.

         A template for creating hoof prints and sleigh runner tracks 

         Sooty boot prints stencils for your fireplace hearth

         Bits of red thread and white whiskers to plant inside of the fireplac

         A single jingle bell

         Half a cookie with clear bite marks

         A handwritten “thanks for the cookies” note from Santa

         And the smoking gun clincher.  A crumpled S. Clause Visa card receipt                     from KWIK TRIP North Pole for a dozen glazed donuts. Ah- Ha!

Your young investigator will be thrilled to comb your house for clues and proudly proclaim the validity of the Santa story to all the other kids.

CSI Santa makes a perfect Christmas gift.   Get it now at the Rinko Resale shop at the Shoddy Merchandise Mall, or order online at Rinko.shop